American Apparel — the porniest porn that ever porned, if you somehow weren’t aware — is down to three Butt Finalists in their “Search For The World’s Best Butt” competition. The winner will get flown to Los Angeles, participate in their own AA photoshoot, and get the sh*t sexually harrassed out of them by...
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I opened up the latest issue of Sports Illustrated (the one with Sidney Crosby on the cover – wooooo!) and the magazine forcefully directed me to the dead center to behold the most unnecessarily large pop-out magazine ad I’ve ever seen:
I’m surprised The Pacific went with something so understated — I would’ve inserted one...
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Shaun White continued the quadra-annual “Couple Weeks Of Momentum After The Olympics Before We Resume Not Thinking About These People For Three And A Half Years” tradition by appearing on this XTREME! Rolling Stone cover.
I’m pretty sure it’s either an homage to Jimi Hendrix or to that angry shirtless America Robot who used to...
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This amazing early-90s prison training video teaches aspiring wardens the best way to handle an unruly prisoner: Bring in creepy-ass Michael Emerson from Lost. He’ll not only calm the prisoner down, but he’ll also convince the prisoner he’s protecting his friends by murdering employees at competing prisons.
In this example, he doesn’t succeed. Poor,...
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And to think, this whole time, you thought Yes Dear was a throwaway sitcom incapable of humor, let alone clairvoyant powers to foresee the sexual transgressions of our sports idols? How naive of you. Mike O’Malley saw that scandal coming as clearly as he saw Chris “The Eagle” Jackson miss that actuator on the...
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Between the Kurt Cobain rapping avatar in Guitar Hero and the following video of a grungefied Scott Williams doing a figure skating routine set to “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” I’m wondering if it’s possible for a deceased artist to roll over in their grave so forcefully, they spin completely around back to their original...
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This is a Recap of Lost Season 6, Episode 6, entitled “Sundown”, originally airing March 2, 2010. It is full of spoilers, so if you haven’t seen the episode, don’t read on, cause I’ll spoil the fact that the episode was sponsored by Sun Chips and included no fewer than eight deliberate product shots...
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Executives from Toyota had to testify alongside the U.S. Secretary of Transportation at a hearing today — AHHHHHHHH Actual Newsssssss!!!!! Ahh, whew, just had to cancel that out, I’m back to reality.
Anyway, it turns out, the U.S. Transportation Secretary,...
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“They’re remaking ? What’s Hollywood gonna remake next, ???”
That used to be a joke us humans were able to say. Now, not only will the fill-in-the-blank punchline not be as ridiculous as the movie that’s actually being remade, but there’s also only about three movies left in the history of cinema...
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This 80-second video “Tahitacora Playing Video Games” currently has over 190,000 views on Youtube, and I really don’t understand why — you can barely even see the Xbox racing game she’s playing, the screen’s super blurry, the race she’s in is completely out of context, and she doesn’t even finish the level.
I mean, I...
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