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This Sunday, much to the pained chagrin of females from coast to coast, ABC’s Bachelor Jake Pavelka got down on his tanned, sexy knee to propose to Vienna, a girl who accidentally fell into her pappy’s alligator meat dehydrator. And the country’s collective heart imploded. Then we remembered… wait, they’re both idiots....
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227. Along with Amen and Punky Brewster, perhaps the favorite television show from my childhood. The stoop stylings of Maaaary, Pearl, Rose, and, of course, Soooondra created the African-American family I always wished I was a part of. And this week, The Today Show finally did it: They reunited the cast of...
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Indeed, it seems we used this very same title for a post last summer about the ever-present Courtney Love, and yet, it seems ever so appropriate to reuse the notion of “Celebrity Bones.” Renee Zellweger, seen above busy practicing for her upcoming movie Don’t Let Any Sh*t Come Out of Your Ass, and Reese...
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Another year, another season of Dancing with the Stars, everyone’s favorite reality dance competition featuring America’s most detested and sometimes beloved C-List celebrities, and hosted by our favorite AFV host of all time, Tom Bergeron. Below, we give you the list of those scheduled to appear on DWTS, as well as our handy...
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Sometimes, it’s the simplest of things that create the largest of impacts. Such is the case with Static Balloon Cat, a cat who has a staticky balloon placed between his back legs. Sorry, Jerry Lewis, but the internet may just have you beat.
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Ever wanted to see a child brush her teeth with whiskey? Well, thanks to Ke$ha and modern technology, this is now all too possible. Her name is Avery, and if you’re a fan of the internet, you may have already seen her cover of “Tik Tok.” But if not (hi Mom)...
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Last night saw the series finale of ABC’s The Bachelor, featuring airline pilot and part-time stomach clothes-washer Jake Pavelka choosing between a gaggle of sharp-toothed, man-thirsty ladies, thrown into a house with a trunk full of sateen clearance prom gowns, and told to do whatever it takes to win this man’s love. It...
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Everyone’s favorite grapefruit smuggler, Jenni ‘JWoWW’ Farley of Masterpiece Theater’s Jersey Shore, celebrated a very special event this past weekend: Her 25th birthday party at the Moon nightclub in Las Vegas. And no stripper’s birthday party would be complete without the man who got you there to begin with: Your loving father. ...
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What must Whitney Houston’s thought process be while packing for a trip? Probably something… like this:
“OK. I got my shirts, a pair of shoes. Water pick. Rubber band ball, my skates, 4 red pens, Pop Tarts… now where is that [shuffling closet shelves, finds what she needs,...
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Blizzard Confession: Before last night, I had never really heard Robert Pattinson speak. He was always just this presence, this figure, that haunted my waking life. And yes, a single dream, that I’d rather not get into here. His face was stone, a Greek carving with a large, gaping mouth that...
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